Madyson Marquette Names Names, Raids the DUMBS, and Frees the Penguins
Madyson Marquette (Fatty Maddy to her friends), professional victim and witness to over a bajillion military tribunals, has some big names she's said she was allowed to drop! "I was doing an extraction on Epstein's Island, and when I was in the Eye Patchy helicopter, I saw Donald Trump standing on the beach looking at sea shells. If you don't know already, sea shells are spirals. Do you know what else is a spiral? P@dophile symbols! He's part of the cable company, guys!" When met with skepticism by her followers, Marquette issued some clarity and additional details. "You guys need to stop with your Trump worship! It's no better than your worship of these false 'preachers' and 'prophets.' I'm just telling the truth and being a patriot! No one wants to stand up to tyranny but me!" Madyson then later posted a selfie of her at the beach drinking alcoholic beverages while complaining how hard life was. When asked about her post on