Madyson Marquette Names Names, Raids the DUMBS, and Frees the Penguins

Madyson Marquette (Fatty Maddy to her friends), professional victim and witness to over a bajillion military tribunals, has some big names she's said she was allowed to drop!

"I was doing an extraction on Epstein's Island, and when I was in the Eye Patchy helicopter, I saw Donald Trump standing on the beach looking at sea shells. If you don't know already, sea shells are spirals. Do you know what else is a spiral? P@dophile symbols! He's part of the cable company, guys!"

When met with skepticism by her followers, Marquette issued some clarity and additional details.

"You guys need to stop with your Trump worship! It's no better than your worship of these false 'preachers' and 'prophets.' I'm just telling the truth and being a patriot! No one wants to stand up to tyranny but me!"

Madyson then later posted a selfie of her at the beach drinking alcoholic beverages while complaining how hard life was. 

When asked about her post on another interview, Madyson explained:

"What post? There was no post! What are you talking about? Its none of your f@#$£¥g business to look into that. Why don't you just f@#$ off?!?"

Later, she announced she was doing an interview with Clare Hocking Okell (The Great British Turd, to her friends) about how they found Jeffery Epstein alive with a UFO in one of the DUMBs they were clearing out the other day. 

On the show, Madyson elaborated. 

Madyson: "These extractions are getting hard. No one appreciates all the hard work we do. *EXHALE* Hold on, give me a minute to breathe. I'm getting exhausted just thinking about it. I had to climb up, like, 13 stairs."

Clare: "It was thirteen flights, you mean right?" 

Madyson: "Riiiiiiiight. Yeah. Thirteen flights. Flights. Not steps. *EXHALE*"

Recently, Madyson has started a Crowdfunding campaign to help alleviate the plight of the oppressed. 

"I will be raising over $50,000 to go to help the poor people in Antarctica. The Rothschilds have been keeping them enslaved for thousands of years after they stole the hidden pyramids. I will post the receipts of all the expenditures when I buy the supplies. I will deliver it to my contact, Mr. Penguino. They will use the weapons we bought for them to take back their home. I will personally combat train all of the penguins to fight. The SEALS aren't coming, because they scare the penguins. This is what fighting tyranny looks like!" 

Madyson then had to explain why her picture of humanitarian mission was of her backyard in the winter and with a plush penguin. 

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